The Old Testament: Numbers III – Bloodshed Soils the Land

In kindergarten, I constructed a feather and Native American headband from construction paper.  Right before Thanksgiving, we were learning how our country was settled. Throughout the colonies, our brave first settlers had to guard against the evil, mean Native Americans.  But in one pocket of the country, as settlers struggled to create a sustainable life, they bonded with these savages and, in the process, learned to work the land with Native Americans’ methods.  Once harvested, the fruits of this knowledge were used for a feast, one that gave thanks for this life-saving knowledge.

This nice tale illustrates a good moral about working together, etc.  But it also omits a lot—why the Native Americans hated the early settlers as well as the slaughter involved on both sides.  Some of the early settlers were perhaps minding their own business, making their way in a foreign land, and were often victims of harsh violence meted out by savage Native Americans. Did anybody ask for the Native Americans’ account? How would we have felt if a bunch of foreigners encroached on our land, gathered our once plentiful resources, and attempted to impose their ways of life on us?

Numbers promotes one side of this era: only the Israelites’ journey to reach the Promised Land. Admittedly, their laborious journey took its toll. But that doesn’t mean they were perfect either, and based on the hostile reaction to their presence, there had to be another side to the story, some important details that explain why God had zero problem wiping out WHOLE towns and then telling the Israelites to take EVREYTHING for themselves.  Ouch. Since the details never surface, we’re just to take God’s word for it that all of these people deserved it. (Something vague about them believing in other gods, etc.)

And although much of Numbers deals with men specifically—like the two censuses collected—women and children are not spared.  Men are first targeted, signaling mercy for women and children on the party of the Israelite army.  For example, after slaughtering ALL the men in one city, the returning army presents the women and children to Moses, who is disgusted.  He immediately orders all the women and children (yes, children) to be butchered.  Oh wait, except the female virgins.  They might come in handy (31:15-17). You might perhaps be able to argue that adults make their own choices—and thereby responsible for their sins, etc.  But children?

This action is even worse when, in constant lectures, the sanctity of life is espoused and then contradicted on such a LARGE scale. We’re not even told these people are given a chance.  Furthermore, the most details we get involves the town of Edom, who—based on what we read—are unjustly turned away (20:17-20).  This seemed like the best justification for retribution.  Yet this is the only town seemingly spared God’s fury—the fact that this town is populated by distant relatives of the Israelites suggests why.  But still. Seems like MORE of a reason to be angry with them.

Given all this violence, what happened to the idea that “bloodshed pollutes the land” (35:33)? Seems hypocritical to say violence is justified in some instances and not in others. It also suggests that some human beings are more important than others. This was certainly the idea I was pitched in kindergarten, one that I thankfully revised. But I had to actively revise this—I looked for information. If you took these stories at face value—without questioning—could the same mistake be made? I’m not saying the Israelites weren’t justified in their warfare; I’m just saying that I don’t have the full story.

Perhaps Mel Gibson can adapt Numbers for his next film. I’m sure he’ll clarify it for us.

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The Old Testament: Numbers II – God Can’t Make up His Mind: Moses, Aaron, and Balaam

Any clichéd TV sit-com, especially one that centers on a husband and wife, invariably trots out this tired plot line: the husband—the poor lug—can’t please his wife, no matter how hard he tries, in part because she keeps changing her mind and yelling at him for doing something she suggested was perfectly fine earlier in the episode.  This lovable, caring individual, who is out to please his wife, follows directions. This sets up the cliché: when she contradicts herself (they’re probably in the kitchen or on the stairs), the husband’s face and body—awkwardly contorted, no less—freeze, allowing the real or imagined audience to laugh with him and at her. Oh, how much easier life would be if women would just make up their mind, right?

In Numbers, God exhibits seemingly similar instances of being unable to make up his mind.  We’re told that “God is not a man…that he should change his mind” (23:19). Okay, but he sure forgets what he said in the first place.

To address the Israelites thirst issues, he instructs Moses and Aaron to get water from a rock. When they do, he gets pissed.  The details are shaky (or simply missing) but apparently his two top priests didn’t wave their hands correctly or strike the rock… whatever.  This mistake gets Moses a tongue lashing and Aaron death—he gets carted up to a mountain, de-robed, and left to die (20:28). Harsh penalty, especially for such a faithful servant; when it’s unclear what he did wrong, it’s anything but funny.

We’re also told that God ONLY speaks to Moses (12:6-8). God may reveal himself through dreams to others but only Moses has a direct line, basically. This fact enables Moses (in part) to quell the mob against him, the one that demands new leadership.

And then we meet Balaam.

As we’ve been reading, the Israelites were not popular with other people—though why they are so hated is really unclear.  One of these people is a ruler named Balak, and since he hates the Israelites, he seeks out Balaam (some kind of priest), who apparently has a connection with God, a connection that will enable God to curse the Israelites if asked nicely.  Ignorant of whom the Israelites are, Balaam requests such a curse on Balak’s behalf. Then God fills him in on how important the Israelites are.  Balaam is smart enough to rescind the request.

I thought Moses was the only person who could speak to God.  How is it that Balaam has zero difficulty gaining an audience with the lord? Can’t the lord make up his mind about who is exclusive channel?

God is consistent about one thing: Balaam encounters the same issue as Moses and Aaron. Pissed that his curse request has been denied, Balak demands that Balaam continue to ask God.  Finally God tells Balaam to return home with Balak. In theory this will appease Balak and dilute his hatred for the Israelites, thus getting him off God’s back.  Balaam honors this request (22:20).  This turns out to be the WRONG thing to do.  Silly Balaam.

While traveling on his donkey, Balaam encounters one of God’s angels, who obstructs Balaam’s way (22:22). (God was apparently angry that Balaam was traveling with Balak.)  On three separate occasions, Balaam beat his donkey to keep it moving. Apparently, though, had the donkey not turned from the angel, Balaam would have been killed (22:33). Seems like a stiff penalty for following the lord’s directions.

What’s a guy to do? It’s one thing to make a mistake and go against what someone says; it’s another thing to be held accountable when you follow directions and then have the directions changed without being told. I’m guessing this isn’t the sort of thing that played for laughs in the old days. Depicted this way, God said one thing only to change his mind.  When he’s in charge and creates all the rules, how is one to know what to follow?

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The Old Testament: Numbers I –The Uprising against Moses (and Aaron)

From time to time I find myself listening as a friend vents about a relationship.  He or she will unload the significant other’s laundry list of short-comings and issues worthy of resentment.  In my 20s—along with my friends—I was still figuring out what it meant to be an adult and how to respond to the needs of other people in serious relationships. In general, we could be a bit immature and this impacted the type of advice I imparted (as well as how I saw my own relationships).

Though not always good about this myself, I often suggested my friends put themselves in the other person’s shoes. How might they have seen certain situations they found infuriating?  This advice tends to unearth a few key details, like what led the significant other to react to…oh, let’s see, my friend not coming home one night? Perhaps it’s just human nature to see things exclusively through your own point of view. But life is easier (and better informed) when you appreciate a variety of perspectives.

This is why it’s easy to forget that there are always two sides to every story.  Especially if you only care about your or your friend’s side.

In Numbers, the Israelites do a WHOLE LOT of complaining, and God and Moses aren’t having any of it.  The details we receive depict the Israelites as whiny ingrates. We don’t have enough food.  We don’t have enough water.  Life in the desert is hard. Why did you take us out of Egypt? Given this consistent annoying refrain, you understand God’s wrath.  But are these gripes warranted?  They’ve been wandering the desert for years. They’ve squeaked by with food, struggled to find water, and basically had no sense of a stable home. I get that they should have faith, etc., but how long would you squeak by in life if you thought you had a way to improve your lot?

The tension reaches a head when a select group takes a stand—about 250 men, to be exact. Numbers portrays this uprising so that we side with Moses and God—clearly, the people are wrong. Yet it’s hard not to appreciate these people’s suffering. They’re almost like an early form of a union fighting for their future.  Although they’re not being exploited like laborers, they are looking to have more of a say in their lives.

Perhaps they go about this the wrong, confrontational way; but really they are asking to be granted a discussion about the direction of their lives.  If what separates man from the rest of the animals is our ability to think, why not embrace this? Moses—perhaps in some respect is justifiably annoyed that after all that he has done for these people that they don’t trust him—and God are insulted.  Instead of reasoning with them, God singles out the three leaders of this disgruntled group.  In front of their tents, along with their wives and children, God opens the Earth, which swallows them alive, and then closes it.

Sure, this reminds everyone who is in charge. But still. Though it’s unclear why they turn their resentment on Moses—not like he has that power, right?  But maybe they didn’t want to confront God.  If you were dealing with someone who was capable of opening the earth and then closing it, would you push things? Although the Israelites had been down this road before, here is the first time they really assert themselves.  Given that they knew they could be punished—they’d all been witnessed to God’s power and miracles (etc.)—their act shows how important their gripes were, not that they were faithless little ingrates.

Yet like any good family—uprisings and all—they manage to hang (mostly) together (nine and a half tribes who will cross the Jordan and enter the Promised Land). Perhaps the greatest lesson here is how human they all were in the end. They struggle, they complain, but they persevere. But would their humanness come through just as effectively if we’d been able to spend more time with their point of view?

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