The #Bible’s New Testament – Book of Romans I: The Book that Best Represents the Essentials of the Christian Faith?

I make a point to see as many Oscar-nominated films as possible.  It also helps that in Philly, The Ritz theater chain (three in Center City) plays a lot of these films, especially the ones in more limited release.  One of the films on my radar was Clint Eastwood’s Mystic River. Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, Kevin Bacon, Laurence Fishburne; Eastwood-directed, how could you lose, right? The film was painful.  I was with two friends of mine, and although some weighty material played out on screen, some of the scenes were lit like a high school play, dialogue was stilted and forced in several places; the story was choppy in places, some of the roles mis-cast.  Unfortunately, we even laughed during a couple (intended) serious moments. Well, that film was over-hyped, we thought when we left the theater.

Somehow, in the weeks that follow, a strong buzz built around the film.  This movie is amazing, people were saying. I asked my friends: did we see the same film?

My Bible edition suggests that many people, if pressed to pick one book from the Bible, feel that Romans “manages to encompass all essentials of the Christian faith” (p. 1004). I’m not sure how to feel about this.

On one hand, it represents every sense of the Bible I had before I had read any of it. Dense, packed with bloated language that purposefully muddies simple ideas, this book seems like it would repel more people than it would entice to the faith.  Perhaps the language is a product of its time (how could it not be?), but the approach Paul takes in convincing followers (and would-be followers) of the benefits of the faith takes on an air of sounding so convoluted that it must be wonderful and it MUST be so layered that it REQUIRES someone to teach it to me. You know, like calculus.

For example: “Now if we died with Christ, we believe that we also live with him. For we know that since Christ was raised from the dead, he cannot die again; death no longer has mastery over him. The death he died, he died to sin once for all; but the life he lives, he lives to God” (6:8-10).

Huh? Romans is filled with this approach to explaining how Christianity works: a looping style of prose that keeps repeating words and returning to ideas without moving forward that quickly. Jesus did not speak like this.  He spoke in a plain, direct manner that made his ideas easily grasped and understood by all.  Even when speaking in parables.  And in theory, Paul is carrying on the ideas championed by Him. So why choose this style? Seems more for show than to serve a function.

But perhaps people just like this style of writing because they hearing a poetry in the delivery.  Okay, fine.  But in terms of content, there’s only some mention of what Jesus did—a focus on the dying part, mainly—but no mention of all the great, specific work he did and whom he really touched (the poor, needy).  Basically, this book of the Bible makes sure that everyone knows they need to stop sinning.

So if you want the pomp and circumstance of the Bible, start here.  If you want the core details that actually show you what happened and why, read a different book. My first thought when I read that this is people’s favorite book was: huh? Have they read any of the Gospels? It seems that if you wanted a condensed version of the morals and values, these are what you need, not someone’s interpretation of what happened.  Go to the original source and don’t settle for the supposed hype of this book.

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The #Bible’s New Testament: The Book of Acts III – Paul’s Conversion to Christianity

Being born and mostly raised in Los Angeles, I was reared as a Dodgers fan.  I had a hat, a small kid’s bad with the team logo, even the players’ baseball cards. Friends of the family had season tickets and we went to a bunch of games.  There was something magical about the whole experience. Especially when the team was doing well in the era of Fernando Valenzuela and Orel Hershiser.

But then I stopped paying attention to baseball, went to college, got into music more. Then I moved to Philly, where after a few years I started watching Phillies games.  Their new park Citizens Bank Park was beautiful, the vibe contagious—Philly fans in general are like no others—and slowly I became a fan. This following was of course sweetened when the team started winning. A lot. Then in 2008, they faced the Dodgers in the NLCS.  The Dodgers were favored, but the Phillies went on to win, handily.  And on Facebook, I couldn’t be happier.  Some of my old friends, however, were confused: you’re a Dodgers fan, right? How come you’re all into the Phillies now? Hopping on the bandwagon?

No, I’d been following them for a few years now, when they were pretty bad, I’d wanted to say, but when someone first notices your fandom during a championship run, your loyalty looks suspect.

The Book of Acts contains the story of Saul—name change to Paul (for some reason)—who also underwent a conversion.  Few about faces in history appear to be as pronounced as his.  He’s no fan of Christianity initially and he takes his disdain seriously: he leads the charge against its practitioners and is responsible for killing and/or jailing an enormous amount of them.  So he understands when the power establishment within the church doesn’t receive him with open arms when he gets touched by the lord and embraces Christianity.

He becomes the bible’s first hardcore born again Christian, and he makes sure EVERYONE knows about how he found God and encouraged them to do the same.

What makes this conversion interesting is not that it demonstrates that anyone can change the direction of his life at a later date. Nor is it that he can tell the world that he was wrong and take the time to explain why. It’s really about how distrustful the people he so mistreated are towards him. Their reticence is completely understandable. What’s interesting is that they’re leery, as if they suspect some backhanded way of screwing them further. Given what they’ve been through, I don’t blame them. But their ultimate acceptance signals the ability to be open-minded, forgive, and allow for a person to change.

I may never revert to be a Dodgers fan.  I have nothing against the team, I just found a team with which I click better.  Besides, going to Citizen’s Bank Park is more fun than visiting Dodger Stadium.  As far as what my old friends in LA think of this, I can only shrug. It’s not like I became a Mets fan.

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The #Bible’s New Testament: The Book of Acts II: The Gentiles Come Aboard, but not without Some Resistance

In order to complete my Master’s degree, I had to write a thesis. I wrote a book. This took a lot of my time during the two years I attended Rutgers.  Draft after draft after draft. Input from peers. Feedback from professors, my advisor. It was a difficult, arduous process but that’s what I had signed up for.

Oh, and there was a comprehensive exam.

We would be provided 18 quotes, each from a work or author on our reading list. We had to identify the work from which the quote was taken and explain the significance of the quote within the work. The list contained 70 authors and/or works, ranging from the Medieval period through 20th century. Among other requirements, we had a slew of poems to read from Langston Hughes (two books worth), short Victorian novels like Middlemarch, and Paradise Lost.  As most of these works and authors would not (and reasonably could not) be covered in our courses, we had to tackle the list on our own. I printed the list and highlighted a work once I’d completed it. I had a lot to get done.

Reading the work was half the battle—now we had to understand what we read.  One of the strategies I adopted was, along with some of my peers, creating a study group.  There also were not a lot of students in the program, so we didn’t have many peers to choose from. Wouldn’t it be nice to open it up to everybody, get the most out of our studying? This sounded like a bad idea, and not because the more people in the group, the less gets done.  No, in this case, it was because one of my fellow students drove me crazy. This person had a habit of being unprepared for class, complained about our workload often, and basically found as many short cuts as possible—and in grad school there aren’t many.  If my passing this exam relied on studying with this person, I wasn’t sure I needed the degree all that badly.

The Book of Acts mostly chronicles the early growth of Christianity.  And since not all Jews were on board, God opens his membership drive to Gentiles.  Not all Jews were happy about having Gentiles among their ranks.  In fact, recruiting them was often discouraged.  But their numbers grew, and perhaps sensing there was little that could be done about their conversion at this point, even with all their waves of discontent, a council convenes with the purpose of deciding how to tame these newbies.  They will welcome the newly “saved,” albeit with some crystal clear rules.  The council drafts a letter of concessions that make clear what is expected of these new followers of “The way”: abstain from food polluted by idols, sexual immorality, meat of strangled animals, and from blood (15:20). Follow these four guidelines—oh, and God, incidentally—and you’re in the club.

Seems like an easy list to follow, although the second rule can be a bit vague.  Based on how people have interpreted parts of the Bible, this apparently means no homosexual activity. But there has to be more to it. What about not raping women? How about not cheating on your spouse? Are these things not immoral sex acts? Perhaps they meant all three? And since it’s vague, I don’t see how it ONLY refers to homosexual acts (if at all).

Still, the fact that they had to make this rule one of the four concessions says a lot about their perception of their new fellow believers.  I’m not sure this is a compliment—it assumes they were engaged in sexually immoral acts? Regardless, the letter shows that they needed the help and if joining forces made their religion stronger in the long run, at least they were willing to curb their objections.

I went on to do well on my exam (and graduate).  Part of my success can be attributed to my study group.  The person still drove me crazy, but I would be lying (or at the very least unjust) if I didn’t admit how, when it came down to it, the person had some useful insight to a couple works I did not spend a little time on.  One of those works included a quote that was on the exam.

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