The Old Testament: Leviticus I –God’s Syllabus

Syllabi are important for any course.  These documents convey the dos and don’ts of the class, such as what you’re reading, what’s due when, and—perhaps most importantly—course policies.  These tell you a lot about the instructor—what are his pet peeves? What are her standards? Is the guy a pushover? Is she really tough? They also reveal a lot about the students—what pace is appropriate for their learning level—fast? Slow? Moderate?  They also tell you about their values—Are they prone to distractions (no cell phones in class)? Are they likely to miss class (more than four absences and you will fail, no excuses)? Are they likely to take credit for someone else’s work (if you plagiarize anything in this course you will fail).

There’s a reason they’re distributed on the first day: both teacher and student need to be clear on expectations.

Unlike Genesis and Exodus, Leviticus does not offer a “story.” This prepared me for a dry read; not so fast. Basically, Leviticus is God’s life syllabus. And he is one anal teacher when it comes to what he wants done when and how. His rules and regulations also suggest that the Israelites made a LOT of mistakes.

I wish I could sit next to a PETA member/supporter as he or she reads through Leviticus. There’s plenty to get animal lovers riled up.  Turns out, if you were a bull, lamb, goat, ram, sheep, ox, dove or a pigeon, you had better run when your master sinned. (And this likely happened often.) Though if you were female or had any kind of “defect,” you wouldn’t end up mutilated and your blood dispersed like perfume. It’s unclear what one learns by dissecting one of these poor animals, removing its kidneys, etc. and doing some anointing with its blood.  The main lesson seems to be: when you sin, watch as the priest takes something quite valuable to you, keeps the good parts for himself, and then sends you on your way, warning you not to mess up again and be right back here handing over another valuable piece of your livestock.

So perhaps the harsh penalty discouraged moral transgressions. Though for an era seemingly obsessed with cleanliness–and a majority of the laws are designed to distinguish between things clean and unclean—there’s a lot of blood.  A lot.

God also has very specific ritual steps.  Why is unclear, but you MUST adhere to them.

Then there’s the insistence of perfection in the sacrifices/offerings. All of them must be free of defects.  I understand that people had to sacrifice their best in order to atone, but it certainly sends the message that only perfection (in any context) is worthy.  Though if I were a lamb back then, I would probably find a way to develop a limp.

Thankfully, God is reasonable. There’s a sliding scale so that poor people can still atone—and they can even let their animals off the hook (perhaps the clause PETA supporters appreciate most) by substituting a portion of their flour and/or grain. Though you would have to miss out on the blood portion of the ritual.

But perhaps the most annoying aspect of this reading is learning who really benefits from all of this giving: the priests. Best parts of the animal: to the priest. Leftovers from the grain/flour not burned: priest keeps it.  I can see making sure the person in charge is well kept; but why not distribute the leftovers to the less fortunate, you know, the ones who need it?

As any teacher will tell you, when you are putting together the rules, regulations, list of readings, and assignments for a class, you need to make clear why each step is important.  Sure, perhaps there are some educators who hold themselves above question—I’ve been doing this a long time, I know what I’m doing; however, if the student is unaware of WHY they are being made to do something, the lesson doesn’t stick as well as it could.  In the long run, students just get bitter.  Not the best way to run a classroom. And since the mistakes are so prevalent, perhaps a better understanding of the definition for what is right and wrong might have been needed.

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The Old Testament: Exodus VI: Closing Thoughts

So perhaps this book is the first look at what it really means to have faith in God. Yes, Noah had plenty of faith (in Genesis) but his story doesn’t get the thorough treatment that Moses gets here. Abraham and his lineage were also tested (and we get a fair amount of their story); yet, again, it seems that Moses is truly the first person in the Bible to pick up that torch and run with it.

He’s also a complex character—early in his story he kills a man in cold blood. Sure, it seems that his heart is in the right place (the guy was abusing a Hebrew), but we don’t get the full picture. He also is the one who gets to do some pretty cool things. How many people can say they’ve talked to a burning bush, brought water from a rock, turned a staff into a snake—one that ate all the OTHER staffs that had been turned into snakes—and parted a sea?! And he only loses his temper a couple times. Not bad.

He also provides a lot of positive examples through his story. He is willing to take a man’s life in the service of saving another (sometimes it happens). He puts his life on the line to do God’s work (though, to be honest, why should he be worried?). Except for trying to kill Moses, you would think God would have his back. He also provides for the people he leads—yet he doesn’t over do it, for he provides just enough and no room for greed. Worthwhile lessons. These make a strong case for taking only what you need and avoiding gluttony. Given the weight problem in our country, perhaps some of us should take note.

As with parts of Genesis, I enjoyed that this was not some clean, easy thing that Moses pulled off. He really had to work for it. And the people weren’t wowed and kept comfortable by the promise of what lay ahead for them—they were miserable and not afraid to speak up. For me, this makes these types of stories more relatable. It’s also why, perhaps, these stories have endured for so long.

Looking ahead to Leviticus – every gay’s favorite part. I can’t wait to hear how homosexuality is an abomination and also how tattoos are forbidden. I’ve learned about these parts through pictures of people with tattoos that quote the parts of Leviticus that forbid homosexuality.

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The Old Testament: Exodus V: God and His Tabernacle Requirements.

My parents were more than reasonable with both me and my brother. For the most part, If there was a rule, they too followed it. If something only applied to us, they explained why this was so. Let’s say they didn’t want us watching a “mature content” movie on TV—we were told why. The explanation made sense, and I respect my parents for taking the time to explain. At no point in my childhood do I ever recall my parents asking us to follow what they said, but not what they did. Had they, I would have had trouble following directions because even as a kid I had a nose for hypocrisy.

I also understand going all out for important people. Company is coming over, you break out the good flatware, crystal (if you have it), and quality food. You make sure your best outfit is pressed and ready to go. This conveys your respect for your guest, and most (all?) guests you would have in your home would probably be aware of your means and would not expect you to go above and beyond these means on their behalf.

God, on the other hand, seems to lack such qualms. The end of Exodus chronicles his demands for a plush tent to be erected in his honor—The Tabernacle–as well as the outfits of his priests. He has VERY specific guidelines. And all of them are expensive.

He deserves respect for freeing the Israelites and providing them new land. He even provides provisions along the way—but by no means are they living large. So why demand all of these extravagant accoutrements for his presence? For his house of worship, why be SO exact? He’s acting like he’s trying to impress some ancient producer of MTV’s Cribs.

His blueprints for the main tent structure, its interior curtain, end table, lamp, ark, etc. contain details down to the number of cubits and (for the curtains) number of loops. I’m not sure how anyone could mess up these directions. So why repeat EVERY detail when the actual construction commences? Perhaps since so much of this information in the Bible passed orally, before people could read, people enjoyed hearing all of this more than once. And the attention to detail is quite breath-taking in the image it created. You can almost imagine the elaborate accommodations with the level of detail provided.

Still, the attention to detail signals a bit of an OCD issue. Did he really need to dictate the priests’ underwear? Sure, it’s interesting to see just how far boxers (or boxer briefs, take your pick) go back, but linen underwear? I’m not sure what other fabrics were around, but I can’t imagine this being comfortable. Do you really want a priest to be constantly scratching himself?

If this final section of Exodus were a house building show, God would be the NIGHTMARE client you could never please. The cynical side of me reads this part of Exodus as justification for spending money worshipers didn’t have in order for the organizers to construct an extravagant display of wealth. This is even stranger when the laws included with the commandments speak against materialism (20:23). Basically, he’s telling his followers to do as he says and not follow what he does. This is another detail thus far that tells me it was written as opposed to taken down—these details serve a person’s agenda.

Though maybe this is one of those things in the Bible conservative-minded people like Rush Limbaugh—with his (at the very least, painted) gold microphone—see as applying to the common people, not the leaders. But why wouldn’t it apply to everyone? This also doesn’t mesh with my impression of Jesus and his humble way of living—helping the poor, etc. Perhaps God changes his mind by the time of the New Testament?

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